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Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:28 am

Okay, so here’s a Scottish joke. What do you call a man with a kilt just past his butt? A wee lad. What do you call a man with a kilt down to his knees? A man. What do you call a man with a kilt down to his ankles? A liar.
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Sun Jul 28, 2019 2:27 am

Just when I thought there weren’t possibly and good dead baby jokes left in this world for me to discover, a coworker gave me a new one.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a rocket ship? I’ve never been inside a rocket ship.

While this is technically not true for me since I grew up in Houston and visited NASA several times with rocket scientists for grandparents, the joke isn’t any less funny.
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Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:12 pm

These are great

I AM ASKED TO DELIVER EDGE AND I DO SO I'M NOT ACTUALLY LIKE THIS

But what's the difference between your grandma and your newborn?
At least the baby doesn't die when I fuck it.
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Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:46 am

Bumping this thread of sick shenaniganry.
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Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:30 am

What's the difference between a spouse and a penis?

Your penis doesn't scream when you beat it

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Everyone hates pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

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What does food and dark humor have in common?

Not everybody gets it

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What does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

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I was having sex with my German girlfriend last night, but it was distracting when she kept yelling her age.
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Mon Mar 22, 2021 6:24 pm

I get it now, this place is hall of spikes
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Thu Mar 25, 2021 8:40 pm

What's the best part about child abuse you ask? the porn
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